213 things Garpu is not allowed to do

#1: Take apart the Hoopy Frood's Nintendo DS lite before it dies.

#2: Take apart the Hoopy Frood's Nintendo DS Lite and put it back together again. Not even if I put all the screws in the right places.

#3 Teach the song "Charlie Mops" to my nieces, including those I'm not directly related to.